Farmageddon: A Cattle Royale is a series of cow puns masquerading as a new kind of roguelite. Try to claim the divine pasture while picking up items along the way to improve your build! But be careful: every player's run is recorded, and you'll be playing against the ghosts of every run attempted in the same day, including your own!
There are multiple factions in the area that are looking for "critical items" in order to accomplish the mission. When one side finds it and brings it out, the other side will track it down. This is the only chance we have. Intercept it before they take it out.
Two aliens, a robot, and a canine cosmonaut walk into a spaceport bar. Now you have to get them to pay for your drinks by sharing a tall tale of galactic intrigue to keep them entertained.
The land is beset by shadow. You have two minutes to cast the spell that will banish the darkness. Can you restore light to the world? Or will you succumb to the dark?