Think of the poor children who have to inhabit a world where people explode from seeing skin.
The following is an excerpt from an op-ed titled "The Recent Rise of TO-Induced Explosions Shows We Need to Ban Handshakes" by Caroline Stuart in the New Terra Times:
"I don't enjoy saying, 'I told you so,' but ever since the Sensible Party refused to follow our advice, more and more people have been injured by that l*wd activity known as handshaking. Imagine: two people secretly meeting in an alley, away from our respectable surveillance cameras and the police, to engage in this egregious activity involving skin-to-skin contact. They must have revolting, despicable, and shameful thoughts!
"I once met a child who shook hands with an adult, and after that, she became a handshaking addict. She was only 38, poor girl. So much to live for, yet she must now spend the rest of her childhood and perhaps a bit of her adulthood in rehab. She told me, 'I can't stop shaking hands. It hurts too much if I don't.' I cry for her soul.
Sub-minute runs, dodge pickpockets, race the sights!
I made a tiny time-attack game after seeing pickpocketing spike around tourist hotspots and wondered if that tension could work as a speedrun. Each run lasts seconds to a couple of minutes; the timer is your score. You sprint across crowded tourist maps to hit five random landmarks, dodge pickpockets that blend into the crowd, and invest coins in a small skill tree (including literally shouting at people to clear your path). Built for quick resets, routing, and shaving off seconds.
Relaxing yet hellish. An active incremental/clicker with action, where almost every tile is destructible. Grab your scythe, command your minions and reap everything.
A fast-paced multiplayer twist on the classic rock-paper-scissors game! Shape-shift in real time, outsmart opponents, and clash in colorful arenas. Easy to learn, fun to master—perfect for quick battles with friends or smart AI.
Join the cutest adventure in the Miami, full of cats! Explore the charming hand-drawn artwork of themed locations as you embark on a quest to find 100 adorable cats hidden throughout the game.
MaLaTang is a horror cooking game. In the late night cafeteria, players have to cook delicious food for customers in a cozy late night snack shop. Little do you know, the local urban legends have become your nightmare...
Alphabetron is a retro 8-bit wordsearch game with 50 neon-lit levels, weird word themes, and an arcade soul. Stretch across tiles, outsmart the grid, and spell your way to pixel glory — no CRT monitor required.
Take control of an exorcist on a mission to cleanse an ancient curse. Your only tool: a ship that fires from the back.
THIS GAME IS CURSED. Install Backfire and your soul will be bound within the machine. Only total victory will release you— until then you will be damned.
Innumerable foes will block your path, ancient demons will stand against you, and death will come, again and again. Only with skill and perseverance can you purify the curse and save yourself. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
This Computer-themed world unlocks 16 additional levels for Coloring Voxels. Each level is a computer part or peripheral to build a Computer, piece by piece!
Explore a medieval land as a Nim named Skybrighten and try to save your world from disaster. Find friends to help along the way, but try not to cause more trouble than you fix! Travel where you want, solve a few puzzles, and be nice to people!
Step into a digital art gallery showcasing the works of Riley Magras. Explore immersive paintings, uncover hidden paintbrushes, and experience art like never before.
Will you break the circle of madness, even if you have to lose everything? Discover the dark secrets that the world of Sprunki hides. Be careful, because an ancient evil is waiting for you there.