Big Bears Bad Advice: A Non-Biased Daily Fortune Teller (2020)

Do you wish to know your inevitable future? Perhaps if you stub your toe tomorrow to be exact? Well then Big Bears Bad Advice is for you! (Caution: May only be accurate 1/9th of the time) Big bear knows all! Big bear knows most... perhaps less than he lets on with his subversive list of somewhat plausible predictions.