A group of teenaged boys decide to tackle the gentle art of conversational seduction through a flirting simulator, running players through a series of interviews with virtual girls, each of whom has a different personality and hence will weigh the same multiple-choice answers differently. Because teenaged boys don't necessarily enjoy the profoundest understanding of the female psyche, there is much humour in these conversational exchanges -- some intentional and some not. It isn't known if the girl can actually be "gotten" -- and if so, what one does with her then.