Tom Mason's Dinosaurs for Hire

Tom Mason's Dinosaurs for Hire

Dinosaurs band together to appreciate firearms.


Dinosaurs for Hire is a game where dinosaurs have machine guns, ninjas explode into flames, hamburgers are hidden in diamonds, and bosses lose limbs... to reveal guns.


  • Archie: the Arthur Fonzarelli of dinosaurs.
  • Lorenzo: wears a Hawaiian shirt and gets mad when blood gets on it.
  • Reese: has one eye and one eye patch.
  • Cyrano: does not have a gun.